For those of you who are new to my blog, I'd like to ask you to kindly read this post, before continuing with today's TMI post. As you can no doubt tell, I am a firm believer in Karma, not that I really know much about it, but that's for another day.
So, we left off with me totally being a punk and ditching a lady mid-coitus. Flash forward a few weeks, and my tender bits begin to itch, like whoah. I figured this was just a case of "crotch rot" from exercising and living with a bunch of dudes, so I thought nothing of it. Every time I was in the shower, I would turn the hot water on full, and it was a wave of relief as the itch went away. After putting up with the itch for a few weeks, I decided it was time to go to the doctor. The first thing the doctor wanted to see was...well you guessed it, my manhood. So, I obliged, he took one look at it and said: "Looks like you've got scabies, let me just double check real quick".
So, it turns out that I did in fact have scabies, and I was prescribed an ointment to rub over my body (from head to toe) as well as a pill that would kill any of the living mites that were burrowed in my skin. What I didn't tell you was that I wasn't just affected in between my thighs (near the taint region), but actually on my hands/manhood/legs as well. After washing my sheets/everything I own in hot water to sterilize them, everything turned out OK.
What's the moral of this story?
Karma might not bite you in the ass, but she'll sure as hell bite you on the dick if you act like one!