While I was at Starbucks this week, I was made aware of "failed pick up lines". These are some of the funniest things I've heard in a while. I'd like to come up with a few more, but my mind has been a bit erratic as of late. I can only remember two at the moment, but if you can thing of a few, go ahead and leave them in the comments:
Guy: "Did it hurt?"
Girl: "Did what hurt?
Guy: "When you fell from heaven..."
Guy: "It looks like you fell on your face"
Guy: "Are you tired?"
Guy" Because you've been running through my mind all day..."
Guy :" ...Screaming"